The goddess asked me, “Android or iPhone?” Without hesitation, I said iPhone. Though back on Earth, I used to be team Android, I figured — if you’re going to recommend something to people, it’s gotta be iPhone. I mean, when a beginner gets lost, the shared knowledge is all iPhone-based anyway. And you can get accessories even at a dollar store. Besides — when I heard another reincarnated soul turned into a bidet, I nearly fell over. At least I’m still kind of a cheat, right? A bidet, seriously? If anything, being the developer of TOTO would’ve been way more useful to foreigners and adventurers alike. By the way… do heroes in a party ever take a dump? Or is it like old France, where they just tossed their poop into the streets? Maybe dungeons are actually full of, you know… pee and poop everywhere.