Unable to sate a dragon's lust for gold, the kingdom was forced to offer their princess as payment to the beast. Fortunately for the kingdom, it wasn't their princess who was captured, but the beautiful Father Ivor, a priest fed up with the church's stuffy and celibate lifestyle. Can Ivor continue to scam the dragon into holding him hostage? Or is he doomed to return to a life of stagnant piety?