This is for the underdogs with big dreams and bad credit.

How many people move to a big city to chase an even bigger dream? Millions. How many of them fail? Millions. How many of them sold their eggs twice, participated in three medical trials, got mugged once, dated two subway musicians, lived off trash for a month and lived to tell? Just one. F*ck My Life is a collection of comical true stories of one anti-heroine’s losing battle with the greatest city in the world.